Review: OhMiBod Lovelife Adventure

  The curse of the high and mighty clitoris strikes again. It sits up there all smug, looking down its nose at any dual stimulator (rabbit vibe) that comes near; just ...

Review: Vixen Creations Vixskin Mustang

This might sound cheesy but literally, the first word that entered my mind the first time I used the Vixskin Mustang was – luxurious. That's how it really feels. It's ...

Review: We-Vibe Salsa

When I read the first overwhelmingly positive review of the We-Vibe Slasa, I had my doubts.  I figured a small, rechargeable vibrator like that couldn’t possibly have enough power and ...

Review: Leaf Life

Dizzyguy took one look at it and proclaimed, "It looks like a leaf."  "Yep, I think that's what they were aiming for."  The Leaf Life is a nice little clit ...

Review: NobEssence Seduction

There is one safe sex toy material that I haven't had much of a chance to cover until now and that's wood. Yes, sex toys can be made out of ...

Dec 132014
Review: Tickling Truman

I woke up one morning with a vague sense that my life was missing something. But what was it? The feeling plagued me all day until I found myself perusing SheVibe’s newest products and like a bolt of lighting, it hit me… what I really needed was to zap my vag. And serendipitously, there it was – MyStim’s new line of e-stim vibrators. The Tickling …Read more

Dec 102014
Pipedream, Why Do You Have To Be So Gross?

It’s no secret that behemoth sex toy manufacturer Pipedream is not well liked in the blogging community. Everyone has their reasons but they mostly center around some of their products which I would classify as sleazy. It’s true, they have some products that I don’t agree with and some of their marketing offends me but I know that not all my readers can afford the …Read more

Dec 052014
Review: (new) We-Vibe Tango

I always say, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” because more often than not, if a company tries to improve upon something that’s already great, they usually just screw it up. But every now and then, there’s an exception and the new We-Vibe Tango is one of them. I didn’t think there was much room for improvement on the original Tango but We-Vibe gave …Read more

Dec 012014
Loved and Loathed 2014

I humbly present to you, my Loved and Loathed List of 2014. Luckily, I loved more than I loathed. I went back and looked at everything I reviewed in 2014 and chose those products that I thought were exceptionally good and spectacularly bad. Dildos (including two wooden ones), vibrators, lube, a butt plug, a pulsator and an oscillator are all represented in the “Loved” category. …Read more

Nov 222014
Review: Eroscillator Top Deluxe

Here it is, the one, the only, world-renowned pleaser of clits everywhere… the Eroscillator Top Deluxe! Yes, it really does deserve the ostentatious introduction. I know it looks like a giant electric toothbrush from 19751 and it’s easily the ugliest sex toy I own but I give not one fuck about how it looks. The extraordinary orgasms it gives me makes its looks totally insignificant. …Read more