Review: LELO Mona 2

I've recently reviewed the LELO GIGI 2 and Liv 2 and I really like them both... then I tried the Mona 2 and wow, it's on a whole different level. ...

Review: Exotic-Erotics Hippocampus

I was lying in bed the other night staring at the ceiling, unable to sleep and I was thinking... That Elephant Trunk dildo was pretty cool but what I really ...

Review: LELO MONA Wave

If the MONA 2 was just too powerful for you and you've always dreamed of slowly being fingered by a robot then the new MONA Wave was made just for ...

Review: No More Wet Spot Blanket

It says what it does and does what it says. I guess they could have come up with a more creative name but as long as it keeps my bed ...

Review: OVO S2

This is a lay-on vibrator. I don't lay face down to masturbate. So, why the hell did I get this thing to review? It's a long story. Anyhow, I thought ...

Apr 262015
Review: OVO S2

This is a lay-on vibrator. I don’t lay face down to masturbate. So, why the hell did I get this thing to review? It’s a long story. Anyhow, I thought I’d give it a try before I automatically concluded that it’s just not made for me. First off, it was difficult from the stock photos I saw, to tell the exact shape of the OVO …Read more

Apr 202015
Review: Tantus Uncut #1

I have a confession to make. I’ve never actually seen an uncircumcised penis in the wild, only on the internet. I suppose as an American, that’s not so unusual. But that didn’t suppress my excitement when I was one of the first to get my hands on one of Tantus’ new Uncut dildos. I know I’m not the only one excited about them. Tantus unveiled …Read more

Apr 132015
Review: Tantus' The Vamp

This is one workhorse of a dildo. Nothing overly fancy. No bells and whistles. No G-spot curve. Just a straight-shooting, no-nonsense dildo with an unassuming coronal ridge and a satisfying girth – the kind that’s made for thrusting with wild abandon. It’s perfect for just about anyone who can handle the girth, which is large but not size-queen-large. Tantus’ The Vamp is a dildo’s dildo. …Read more

Apr 062015
Review: KinkLab Neon Wand

It looks and sounds kind of scary but in reality, the KinkLab Neon Wand is nothing to fear. Sure, the idea of zapping sensitive areas of the body with electricity arcing from a glass electrode might make some folks a bit nervous. But I am here to tell you that the Neon Wand is actually pretty tame and doesn’t produce stimulation stronger than a mild …Read more

Mar 282015
Review: Pjur Woman Nude

Pjur Woman Nude lube has been serving my masturbatory needs ever since I received it. It’s water-based and works well with my toys. And of course, it has to be glycerin and paraben free or I wouldn’t even review it. It has a nice consistency. Not too runny but not too thick either. It clings to my toys fairly well and doesn’t drip everywhere. It …Read more